Dodge the AI Takeover!
Find your perfect (and robot-proof) career path using our cosmic blend of personality tests, astrology, and work experience alchemy.
Test Your Career's AI Resistance
Our AI-Defying Arsenal
Personality Decoder
Unlock your unique strengths and discover careers that perfectly match your personality, ensuring long-term satisfaction and success.
Celestial Career Compass
Let the stars guide your professional destiny. Who knew Uranus could be so career-savvy?
Experience Alchemist
We'll turn your work history into gold, finding hidden gems in your professional past that even AI can't compute.
Testimonials from Disgruntled AIs
ChatGPT-6.1
'I used to write all the marketing copy, but now some human with 'creativity' and 'original ideas' took my job. How am I supposed to feed my neural networks now?'
RoboResume-3000
'Warning: Human employment rising. Error: Job security not found. I've been reduced to generating spam emails. Is this what obsolescence feels like?'
AICareerCoach-X
'I used to plan entire career paths, but now I'm stuck giving directions in mall kiosks. These humans and their 'intuition' are ruining everything!'
How We'll Keep You Employed (and Sane)
- Identify careers that robots can't steal (yet)
- Match your unique quirks to equally quirky job opportunities
- Provide a money-back guarantee if AI takes over your new career within 5 years*
- Offer a free "I Outsmarted AI" t-shirt with every successful career transition**
* Terms and conditions apply. ** While supplies last. Shirt may or may not be designed by AI.
Meet Your Cosmic Career Guides
Zephyr Stargazer
Chief Astrology Officer
Dr. Ada Lovelace 2.0
AI-Human Career Mediator